Worlds funniest jokes

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?




Okay, since I havent really seen anybody mention this on Tumblr, this is Stevens Story. Steven Sutton is a 19 year old who has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. In the last moments of his life, he is trying to raise money for the Teenage Cancer Trust. He has trouble getting out of bed and breathing and yet he still manages to be so positive about the whole thing. With the first picture, he posted a tweet thanking everyone for their support, and it got him a lot of News and Media coverage in the UK. As you can see, he even has celebrity support from people like David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch.

So please, help this reach global level and help him ut by donating to Teenage Cancer Trust here, supporting his facebook page here, and his twitter account here. Guys this is a truly inspirational person so please help him out by helping others, even if its just by liking his facebook page. Thankyou.

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Our generation will be known for nothing
Never will anybody say,
We were the peak of mankind
That is wrong, the truth is
Our generation was a failure
Thinking that
We actually succeeded
Is a waste. And we know
Living only for money
Is the way to go
Being loving respected and kind
Is a dumb thing to do
Forgetting about that time
Will not be easy, but we will try
Changing our world for the better
Is something we never did
Giving up
Was how we handled our problems
Working hard
Was a joke
We knew that
People thought we couldn’t come back
That might be true unless we turn things around

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