Worlds funniest jokes

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?

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zanetehaiden:

shaioee:

Okay, since I havent really seen anybody mention this on Tumblr, this is Stevens Story. Steven Sutton is a 19 year old who has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. In the last moments of his life, he is trying to raise money for the Teenage Cancer Trust. He has trouble getting out of bed and breathing and yet he still manages to be so positive about the whole thing. With the first picture, he posted a tweet thanking everyone for their support, and it got him a lot of News and Media coverage in the UK. As you can see, he even has celebrity support from people like David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch.

So please, help this reach global level and help him ut by donating to Teenage Cancer Trust here, supporting his facebook page here, and his twitter account here. Guys this is a truly inspirational person so please help him out by helping others, even if its just by liking his facebook page. Thankyou.

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